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The Neighbor's Party

Today I was casually listening to a neighbor's party from a distance.

After a while, I heard a child start yelling, "Look at me Dad, I'm Superman! Dad! Dad! Look at me Dad, I'm Superman! Dad!"

There was no response from the parent.

The yelling stopped.

5 seconds later...

FUHWHUMP!

[I counted two beats]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

The party continued.

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